Age only matters if you are wine - Funny Birthday Card

Pour a glass of Merlot, and make a birthday toast! It's not the years in your life that count, but the life in your years. This rich, robust and medium-bodied funny birthday card sounds like a fine wine. Enjoy it! Send a birthday wish to the wine-lover in your life.

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Age only matters if you are wine. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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