I'm Thirsty... Hi Thirsty, I'm the Colorful Lights - Happy Father's Day Card! There is no man on earth who deserves a stiff drink and a night out on the town quite like dear ol’ dad! Let him know that the good times will flow like wine and shine like a disco this Father's Day, the way only thirsty can! Because Dad Jokes are easier to swallow with a drink in hand.